2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha
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Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhe 1 problem hai DR: Kya?
Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
Dr: aisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt
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Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun
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A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
'He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade.'
After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,'Khotee de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le'
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Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,
kisine pucha, chatri me hole kyun?
Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega
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Hitler says,
'There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary'
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? 'Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na'
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1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye
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1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya.
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?
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Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho? sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
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In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: see my leg and know the same
Here are few sardar SMS joke will be coming with lot more very soon
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A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??
Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Man: Doctor, when I take a bath I get wet.
Doctor: Ok, next time when you are going to take a bath, turn off the tap.
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A man joined army and was given a gun.
Man asked: Sir, to what side should I point its nozzle, towards myself or to the opposite side.
Army Officer: Stupid, keep it anyway, in both the cases it will benefit the nation.
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Sardar: Ek full chicken masala, 4 paratha, 1 kabab aur 1 coffee.
Judge: Shut up!
Sardar: Shut up nahi 7 up.
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Ek sardar apne bete ko doctor ke pass le jaata hai aur bolti hai mera beta bike se gir gaya.
Doctor: I dont know hindi. Tell me in english
sardar: My londa gironda from hero honda.
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Here are few sardar SMS joke will be coming with lot more very soon
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A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??
Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Man: Doctor, when I take a bath I get wet.
Doctor: Ok, next time when you are going to take a bath, turn off the tap.
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A man joined army and was given a gun.
Man asked: Sir, to what side should I point its nozzle, towards myself or to the opposite side.
Army Officer: Stupid, keep it anyway, in both the cases it will benefit the nation.
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Sardar: Ek full chicken masala, 4 paratha, 1 kabab aur 1 coffee.
Judge: Shut up!
Sardar: Shut up nahi 7 up.
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Ek sardar apne bete ko doctor ke pass le jaata hai aur bolti hai mera beta bike se gir gaya.
Doctor: I dont know hindi. Tell me in english
sardar: My londa gironda from hero honda.
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