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Here are few sardar SMS joke will be coming with lot more very soon

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A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??
Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Man: Doctor, when I take a bath I get wet.
Doctor: Ok, next time when you are going to take a bath, turn off the tap.
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A man joined army and was given a gun.
Man asked: Sir, to what side should I point its nozzle, towards myself or to the opposite side.
Army Officer: Stupid, keep it anyway, in both the cases it will benefit the nation.
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Sardar: Ek full chicken masala, 4 paratha, 1 kabab aur 1 coffee.
Judge: Shut up!
Sardar: Shut up nahi 7 up.
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Ek sardar apne bete ko doctor ke pass le jaata hai aur bolti hai mera beta bike se gir gaya.
Doctor: I dont know hindi. Tell me in english
sardar: My londa gironda from hero honda.
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